Wednesday, November 9, 2011

I LOVE BAYKO

Me kitihi kuthe hi pudhe gelo tari tu tithech ubhi
Mala harvayala devu nakos pratek shanala mala tu javal khechun ghe
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Kal tula me kitchan madhe pahil
Pan Magun tula chiktayche rahile
kay karu...
ILU
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Pratek shani hrudayajaval tuch asates
Dusrya kuthalya mulila baghayala pan det nahis
Tari pan I LOVE YOU
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Sarvanpasun lapun tula neyin kuthe DUR
karan yenar aahe mazya premacha khup motha
PUR
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Binarangacha maja ekatepana
Jevha milel tula vel
Thode premache rang bhar na
Ek swapn bagh na
Mazyasange madhuchandra
Punha sajav na
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Sangat tuji sajani g mala vaate bari
Tu javal nahi mazya jari
Maj-javal prit tuji kharikhuri

Friday, July 1, 2011

11 Jully 2006 Railway Bomb-Blast part=111 Jully 2006 Railway Bomb-Blast part=1

Namaskar mitra....ho....
Aathavtoy to Divas 11 Julaycha pavus hota thoda thoda sarv kase
vevastit chalale hote train madhali Dhaka-Bukki, Road traffic,
ShareMarket madhe Andha-Dhundi, Shala-Collagechi mule ghari
lovekar n jata tyanchi rastyavarachi Danga-Masti.......... Sarv kase
Rojachya sarkhech aani.............18:24.............
Me majgaon Dockla job bhetatoy kay mhanun gelo hota... Pan as
usual Mumbai madhe proper certificate asun sudha Nirasha..... geli
4 mahine me Job sodhatoy pan...... mag hya nirash jivane train
pakadali aani ghari yeyala nighalo... 6:00 vajun gele hote sakal
pasun asach jobsathi bhatkat hoto khup Bhuk lagali hoti. Bandra
station aale....... me khishat baghitale Rs.40.00 hote me Bandrala
utarlo No.1 Platformvar BatataVada Sambhar khala sakalpasunchi
Potala tevha kuthe shidori dili bahutek Bappala mahit asave ki hya
betyala Batatavada-sambharchya energychi 4-5 taasansathi khup
garaj bhasanar aahe....
Bandra Platformla ek Local yevun thambali me 1st classcha
magacha Dabba pakadala Rojchya pramane Daravar ubhe
rahayache hote hawa khayala.... pan tithe aadhich 5 manse ubhi
hoti hawa khat.... tyanche chehare mala ajibat aathavat nahi.... He
sanganyache karan ase ki pudhachya kahi minuta nantar hi manse
mala kadhich disnar navhati....
Me darvajyala lagun ubha rahilo pudhachya stationla jar koni utarla
tar darvajyavar me ubha rahanar hoto.......... Khar-Roadche
station attend karun Gadine changalach veg dharla hota aani
Aaaachanakkkkk..... Dhadammmm..... karun aawaj aala Gadi
dhavata-dhavata jordar hadarli...... Darvajya baherun lal rangacha
sprey sarkha dhurala udala tevha me mazi man Ujavikade valavali
aani punha Davikade baghato tar Darvajyavarchi 5 manse Gayab
hoti.... Mala kahich kalale nahi.... majyat aata darvajya javal
jayache Dhadasach zhale nahi ha yevadhasa kshan sampato na
sampato toch majya dabbyatil manase Bomb---- Bomb----
mhanun Bombalat Chalatya train madhun udya maru lagale.....
lagech prasang baghun majya samorchya mansane majya pudhe
haath kela...... me samjalo aani tyacha haath pakudun lokana
darvajyatun Udi marayala thambavale pan dusrya darvajuatun lok
udya marat hote ka te mala ajibat kalat navhat ( kahi manse
Saapane chavalyavar vish angat bhinayachya adhich ghabrun
martat bahutek tasech Bombchya naavane lok pan udya marat
hote ) aamha doghanchya haatavar khup zor yet hota... Pan haath
sodala nahi.... Halu halu train slow zhali tasa magun jordar hiska
aala aani aamche hath sutale lok darvajatun udya maru lagale mag
me pan slow train madhun udi marali... Pan mazya samor koni
haath pakadala hota tya mansacha chehara nahi aathavat....
Gadi Khar aani santacruz stationchya madhe thambali hoti.... Khali
utarlo pan kahi kalat navhate...... thoda phude chalat gelo aani
baghato tar kay..... mazya phudcha 1st classchya dabbyacha
pattra sidene purn ukadala hota aani ek 55-60 varsacha Gujarati
manus ( Dress varun Gujarati vatat hota )tyacha ek pay
aatmadhalya seatla adakla hota aani tyachi body train baher latkat
hoti sarv manse tya dabbyapasun 15-20 foot dur dur jat hoti
Dabbyatun kala dhur yet hota
koni phude jat navhate aatun halka halka ordanyacha aawaza yet
hota.... Kay karave konalach kahi kalat navhate sarvana vatat hote
ki aat madhe ajun ekhada Bomb asava mag mich Survat
karayachi tharavali ghabrat ka hoyin pan 1st classchya darvazya
pashi aalo...... majya certificatechi pishvi Dabbyat takali Darvaja
aani Danda pakadun varti udi ghetali.... Baghto tar kay
1000-500-100 chya notancha khach padla hota 1-2 mahagade
mobile.....Pan tyana baghatana tyana uchalav ase mala ajibat vatat
navhat mala tya sarv gosti Dagadahun jast kimtichya vatat
navhatya..... Ka? Mahit nahi.... Jevha mazya khishyat fakt Rs.30/-
hote.... Mag me tya gostin kade Durlaksha karat tyach notanvar
pay det aat madhe shirlo aat madhe je pahile te pahanara tya
jagevarcha me pahila sakshidar hoto....

11 Jully 2006 Mumbai Bomb-Blast part=2

Mumbai train Bomb-Blastcha ha pahila blast hota tohi Dhavatya
Train madhe aani me tya chhin-vichhin dabyatla pahila sakshidar
Aat Dabyamadhe Halka halka kala dhur yet hota entrychya 2 shit
madhe ek 25-27 vayacha mulga halu aawajat ordat hot ''My
Leg...My Leg....'' Plz Help me.... '' Tyala baghun mala yeadhe kalat
hote ki me tyala ekata khechun baher kadhu shakat nahi....
Mhanun me baherchya lokana aawaz devu lagalo... ''Aare aanndar
aaavo bomb nahi he andar aavo...'' konich yet navhate tari me
ordat hoto ''anadar aavo plz andar aawo yaha pe Bomb nahi he
plz plz....'' jevahde jamel tevahdya vinavanya karat hoto tevha
baghitale ki 2 manase varati Dabbyat chadhali angane majbut disat
hoti me tyana mhanalo ''ise bahar nikalana he'' mag eka mansane
tyachya pyavar padaleli sit aani saman bajula kele aamhi tyala
baher khechu lagalo to mulga ordu lagala pan tari aamhi tyala
khechun baher kadhale... Baher darvajya khali kahi manse hoti
tyani tyala khali ghetale pan koni var chadhat navhate mag punha
aat gelo.... aataaa mazi purn tarakali hoti aat madhe ek manus
khidaki javal basun radat hota tyacha ujava haath mangatatun
tutala hota aani khali latkat hota to manus ''maza haath maza
haath'' karun radat hota mala tya mansacha haath baghun bhiti
vatali mala.... mazya Aaicha haath aathavala ticha haath pan asach
tutun lataktana me pahila hota tevha me 8-9 varshancha hoto....
Me tya mansachya javal nahi gelo mag tya don mansanich tyala
madat karun tyala khali utravale me tyala madat karu nahi shakalo
hyachi mala aaj laj vatatay .... Sorry.....
Bas aamhala hi donach manse sudhivar sapadali.. ajun aat madhe
gelo tithe 2-3 mrut-deh hoti tyachya angavar under-ware shivay
kahich navhate sarv kapade jalun gele hote ajun 2 mansana baher
kadhale...
Tyaveli me eka mansala trainchya dabbyat padalele paise aani
mobile uchaltana pahile khup raag aala me mhanalo tyala ''tuje
sharam nahi aati kya'' to kahi n bolta te saman jama karat hota me
tya mansakade tya nota aani mobile pramanech Durlaksh karat
khali utarlo
aani baher latkanarya Gujarati mansala lokani khali kadhale hote
mag tya mansala Localchya tutalelya sitvar zopavun santacruz
station paryant aamhi aanale... Tithe kahi police mala mhanale chal
hospitala me mhanalo'' mala kahi zhale nahi'' mag me mazya
white shirtkade baghitale tevha kalale ki te ase ka mhanale te maza
purn shirt Raktane makhala hota... Me PCO varun ghari call karat
hoto pan sampurn mumbaichi phone line band hoti..... te nantar
kalale..... Mag me Bus pakadnyasathi santacruze westla road var
aalo tar tithe purn traffic jaam.... Ek bus aali tyat chadhalo pan ti
Bus Vile Parlechya pudhe jatach navhati Busmadhali sarv manse
mazya shirtla lagalya raktakade baghun vicharat hoti kay zhale te
aani tithe Bus madhech kalale ki ajun 10-12 Bomb-Blast zhale aahet
mhanun ( ghari gelyavar kalale ki 7ch Blast zhale te 'AFAVA' ajun
kay! ) pan me shantach hoto... Pan aatun ek jabardast ustah
nirman zhala hota... Me je kele te mazya aayushyatale Adhbhut
kaam hote.... Aani hya Bomb-Blastni maze Life badalun takale
jabardast energy aali hoti angat.... Bus pudhe jaat nahi he pahun
me tithech Vile parlyala utarlo aani chalat nighalo.... Rastya rastya
var lok trainmadhil lokana madat kartana disat hoti pan Rikshawale
bhaya 100-200 asi tondala yetil tasi bhadi magat hote... Me ek
Rikshwalayala shivi pan ghatali mazyasathi navhe tar Lokana
basayala det nahi mhanun ajun pudhe gelo jogeshvari paryant
traffic thodi kami zhali hoti tithe kahi musalman manse
rikshawalyana jabardasti thambavun tyat mansana basavun
pathavat hoti mala te pahun far bare vatale.... he bhaye mar
khavunach sudharnar... Tyatla ek musalman mhanat hota tyana
''itane dinse ish mumbaine tumhe khilaya pilaya aaj tumhari baari
he natak karoge to chappalse marenge'' te bhaye Rikshawale
chup-chap lokana Rikshat basvat hote... Rastyatun chalta chalta lok
mala baghun Blast baddal vicharat hoti me short-cut madhe
sangat pudhe chalat hoto aani shevati vile parle te Malad eka
batatavada-sambharvar me ghari pohachalo 2-2.5 taas chalat.
Ghari light band hoti Aai aani Jayu (sister-RJ in FM Rambow) TV
baghat hote. Me mhanalo ''me Bomb Blast madhe hota'' tasya
doghi hasayala lagalya tyana vatale me maskari kartoy (mazi
rojachi savay)... Me Light On keli tevha doghinchi tond
baghnyasarkhi hoti.... Gharat aalyavar mala angala kujlelya sarkha
vaas aala mazya shirtala lagalelya raktala vaas marat hota me to
shirt kadhun plastikchya pishvit bharun kacharyachya topalit takala
aani mast aanghol keli aanghol karta karta kalale ki maza kaan
dukhatoy tya Bomb-Blastchya aawazacha pratap hota to.... Pan
2-3 divasat sarv Normal zhale ... Normal Mhanje kaanach navhe
tar mazyatlya confidance yevadha vadala ki mala 2 divasat Job
milala aani pudhalya 15 divasat me to job sodun Suratcha Job
milavala .... Pudhe je ghadale te pan adhabhut hote...
aata me 'me' nasun
Ek
Jabardast Usthah... Hoto.....
Bappa ajun kon !!!!... Tyanech he sarv kele....
Ganpati Bappa morya.....
TC...

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Dole

Namaskar Mitra...ho...

Aaj tumhala Dolyanchya kahi Tips sangnar aahe
Dola mansacha khupach Sawedanshil Avayav aahe... Ase sangatat ki Dole he Sharirachya Aarasha pramane aahet jar kontahi Rog, Aazar zhala asel tar nuste Dolyat baghun sangata yete ki kay problamme aahe to...
Dolyachi rachana
1)Papani: Dolyanchya surakshesathi Papanicha upyog hoto he mahitach aahe pan Papanicha ajun ek upyog aahe Dolyana saaf thevanyasathi Dolyat satat n Radata.... sudha Ashrunche themb galat asatat
Tya thembani Papanya satat ughad zhap karat Dolyache Drustipatal saaf thevat asate
adhunmadhun Dole Michkavat rahilat (speedne Dolyanchi Ughad-Zhap karane) ki Papanyani Dole saaf karnyat madat hote.
2)Bhing: Dolyat ek Bhing madhomadh basavale aahe. tya Bhingache Dolyanchya snayunne aakarat badal karata yeto, tyamule aapan Lambche aani Javalche baghu shakato.
Samanyata mansache Dole he Lambche baghanyasathi banale aahet.
Ka???
Karan aapale Purvaj.... tyana Shikar karnyasathi aani Lambchya Shikarya pasun Savadh honyasathi Devane tya pramane Dolyanchi bandhani keli aahe.
Pan...
Aatacha Adhunik Manasachya Savayi badalya aahet tyanche Pustak vachan aani Computer varil kaam vadhale aahe tasech TV baghane Mobile Game khelane asya prakarche Javalchya Drustiche kaam Dolyana jast karave lagate tyamule hote kay Dolyala aapalya Bhingala jast vel Vakra karun Thevave lagate tyane Snayuvar Taan yet rahato aani he satat ghadat rahilyane Dolyana Apay hovu lagato Dole dukhatat kalantarane Chasma lagato
Udhaharan deyache zhale tar tumhi pahal ki Gavachya Lokana (Shetkari) Chasme sahasa nasatat pan Shahari Lokana 60% Chasma ha astoch asato

Tevha mazya Citizen mitrano ek salla apanasathi.....
jitake hoyi tetake Computer, Book, Mobile, TV ,etc... Lamb thevunach bagha aani vel milel tevha Dolyanchya Snayuncha Vyayam karat ja
Dolyana chari dishene firavane Hatachya Talyane Dole zhakun thevane panyane Dole dhune vagere vagere...
Tevha aapala ha Aarsha nehami saaf theva ashi Namra Vinanti

TC...

Saturday, August 14, 2010

ish matti ka tilak lagavu
Khun pasina ish me milavu
In Fasalose Dunyako khilavu
Aage badhke desh jagavu
kamyabi ke jewar kamavu
koyi roke to sahi muj Kisanko
Iazzat ki liye talvar uthavu
Dushmaan ki Dhaziya udavu
Chand pe mere kadam badake
Aakash ko bhi Dhartise milavu

Duniyame Bharat maa ka gaurav badhavu

Maa tuje salam...

Jay Hind

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Jama aani Kharch

Jama aani kharch

Mala 4 varshapurvi Rs.4000/- pagar hota pan mala kasa basa purayacha.... Pan aaj mala Rs.10000/- aahe pan to mala nahi purat......
Ka?????

Majya mate aapla pagar kitihi aso pan kharch kiti aani kasa tyavarati apala sansar chalto....
Tevha kharchavar maryada theva....

Udharan dya mhantay....
Lamb kasala jatay aapaly bhartachi Arth vyavastach paha na vikas dar kiti sudartoy sarkar mhantay bharatat khup paisa aala aahe hya 5 varshat pan to paisa aahe kuthe.... Aata tumhi mhanala netyanchya bank account madhe pan mala tase nahi vatat aho aaplya bhartat khup subsidi chalate tyat ha Prakalp to Prakalp ubha kela jatoy kuthe kuthe tar kahi upvogache nastat tithe paisa vaya jatoy
garibi reshechya navakhali kiti tari chatur manse shrimanti reshechya kiti tari pat var aale aahet.... Ha asach kharch chalat rahila tar bhartache kahi khare nahi... Ho ki nahi tase aapale pan aahe mag karave kay tar mitranu 'Bachat' kara karan kahi kele tari Bhartache nete kahi sudharnar nahit.... tevha aapala kharch aaplyalach maryadet thevayacha aahe
aani aapale bhutkalatale kami paisyat chalanare ghar pan aathava... Nakki fayada hovu shakato
Me tar lagalo kamala pagarachya aadhich kharchacha arakhada banavun thevato aahe sadhya....

Nakki reply dya.... Jar aavadale tar...
TC....

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Chappati

Namaskar mitra ho

Kay mhantay ???

Chapati lihalay varti..... mhanje aaj tumhala me chappati banvayala shikavnar aahe ka?

Nahi nahi ho he kase shakya aahe je aapalyala nit jamat nahi te dusryana kay shikvanar....

Haan pan aaj ek chapati banavata banavata ek shodh lavala ki chapati banavatana ti lovekar lovekar latanyasathi konti padhat barobar aahe...
me ithe Suratla ekta aslyamulya mala mazya chapatya swatalach banvavya lagtat pan khup vel lagto me ek tar ubha rahun kitchanchya platfome var chapati latato kinva mandi ghalun.....
aaj me chapati banavtana kahi kama nimtane baher gelo aani punha aalo tevha ekach pithacha gola shilak hota mag me gajanan maharaj bastat na tasa baslo ek dhopar chhatisi aani dusrya payachi mandi jaminila lavun (tumhi Gajanan Maharajancha photo pahila asalach)aani chappati latali tar ti nehami peksha lovekar latun zhali. Hyacha arth hi chapati latatana polpat aani maze distance kami zhale aani aapali hight vadhun aapan agadi polpatachya center pasi zhukto tyane chapptivar lataniche jast pressur bhetate aani chapati lovekar latun hote
Bagha karun fayada nakki hoyil... Aani mazya ghari yetana mast chikencha rassa ghevun ya me chapati banavato mast dhamal party karu....
Kasa vatala maza shodh....
Nakki reply..... haan...
TC...